1RomanceEB Chapter 1280 - 1295: The Badass Security Guard
Chapter 1280 - 1295: The Badass Security Guard
"Damn it, keeping so many customers waiting. Can't Huaxia Mobile arrange for a few more clerks? Stupid Huaxia Mobile! If Lin Mu were the head of Huaxia Mobile, he would surely turn it into a world-class company. They have so many resources and don't know how to use them, and the way they do things is not humane at all.""Hey, hey, no smoking here." A security guard walked over, impatiently tapped on the bench next to Lin Mu, and said in a very condescending tone.
Lin Mu glanced at the security guard, smiled, "Weren't you just smoking there yourself?"
Lin Mu knew smoking wasn't allowed in the business hall, as indicated by the sign. But having seen a security guard smoking at the entrance just now, he lit one himself. After all, standing in line here was incredibly boring.
"I can smoke, you can't. This place is under my control." The security guard said arrogantly, as if he were the emperor here, in charge of the place.
Lin Mu really wanted to hand him a mirror to see what he looked like. Of course, Lin Mu didn't discriminate against the profession of security guards, but why the hell is someone with a salary of around two thousand acting so high and mighty?
If the security guard had been polite, Lin Mu would have complied, but with that attitude, it was really annoying. So, Lin Mu chuckled and said, "Oh? Since you can smoke, I can too. You can't control me."
"What? I can't control you? I'm the security here!" The guard was furious at being ignored by Lin Mu. Didn't this guy have eyes? Didn't he see I'm in a security uniform?
"Oh, I know you're a security guard. Nicely put, just a gatekeeper, right? I'm here for business, what does that have to do with a gatekeeper like you?" Lin Mu shrugged and said.
"Bastard, you actually insulted me?" The security guard became furious immediately.
"Yes, I'm insulting you, what are you going to do about it?" Lin Mu said calmly.
"Damn it, are you tired of living?" The security guard glared angrily at Lin Mu.
Speaking of this security guard, he wasn't without a background. This person was named Yang Sanyuan, whom everyone called Brother Yuan. He was the team leader of this mobile service hall's security guards. Of course, the so-called Brother Yuan was just a respect the other security minions had for him; on the street, he was a nobody.
Usually, this Yang Sanyuan liked to brag and relied on being the security team's head, ordering the other security minions around as if he were quite impressive. However, even though he's just a small security team leader, why was he so arrogant and dared to smoke openly in public? It turns out he had connections in the mobile service hall.
With his character alone, it was impossible for him to be promoted to security team leader by merit; it was only because he was a connected person, which also became his bragging right. Originally he was a relative of the manager's wife's brother's relative of this service hall, but he deleted the "relative of the relative" layer after boasting, claiming to be the manager's wife's brother's relative, making his face appear a bit more significant!
"Moron? You want to bite me, huh?" Lin Mu chuckled lightly, not taking him seriously at all!
"Damn it, dare you to step outside and face me one-on-one?" Yang Sanyuan viciously stared at Lin Mu.
Though he was the head of the security team, Lin Mu was still a customer. If they got into a fight here, his small team leader position might not hold. He certainly wasn't as tough as he bragged to be!
"Sure, let's go." Lin Mu chuckled saying. This guard was really ridiculous, daring to challenge the mighty Wolf Fang Soldier King. If this fool knew he was provoking the world's top mercenary right now, he'd probably wet his pants on the spot! But it was evident this guy had a spirit of not shedding tears until he saw the coffin. If that's the case, Lin Mu just had to beat this jerk up thoroughly!
"Well, you've got some guts, then, I'll make you cry soon." Yang Sanyuan said to Lin Mu.
"Great, I've been waiting for seven or eight years for someone to make me cry." Lin Mu laughed.
Yang Sanyuan snorted and then beckoned to a few security guards standing at the door, giving Lin Mu a provocative look, as if telling Lin Mu to follow him if he dared!
Lin Mu looked at the long queue. Since waiting was so boring, he might as well go out and mess with this fool to relieve his boredom. So, he got up and went out. Of course, at normal times, Lin Mu wouldn't bother with such people. But now, he suddenly felt interested, so he decided to play with them. Waiting here meant waiting for more than half an hour, which was indeed too boring.
After leaving the lobby, Lin Mu saw Yang Sanyuan and a few security guards smoking and chatting, as if they didn't take Lin Mu seriously at all.
"Kid, come over here." Yang Sanyuan beckoned provocatively when he saw Lin Mu.
The back of the building was a backyard, which was a pretty good place for either group fights or one-on-one duels!
Lin Mu smiled and then stepped towards Yang Sanyuan.
Yang Sanyuan was holding a rubber stick, weighing it up and down in his hand, and his feet tapping rhythmically as if he were really something. However, Lin Mu just used his Seventh Sense to scan him and knew this guy had no energy at all; he was just a small-time punk!
When Lin Mu approached, Yang Sanyuan slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and the few security guards standing behind him had gleeful expressions, also holding rubber sticks and waving them around, afraid Lin Mu wouldn't see their weapons.
"Kid, do you know who I am?" Yang Sanyuan said, looking at Lin Mu.
"Sure, just a dog!" Lin Mu laughed.
"Damn, seems like I can't not teach you a lesson." Yang Sanyuan was immediately outraged. He thought of showing off in front of his minions, but didn't expect this guy to be so ungrateful, not giving him any chance to show off. Since that's the case, no more politeness – now he just wanted to take down and beat up this provocative kid.
With a shout, Yang Sanyuan rushed towards Lin Mu. However, poor Yang Sanyuan had barely stepped out when he suddenly saw a flying kick appear out of thin air before him, and his body involuntarily got knocked backward.
Yes, right at the moment Yang Sanyuan rose, Lin Mu kicked him. As still as a mountain, as swift as a rabbit, Lin Mu's movement was too quick. In the blink of an eye, Yang Sanyuan was kicked out by Lin Mu, that's right, it was that simple. Lin Mu just kicked him out with a light kick without even bothering to threaten him with a word.
Yang Sanyuan screamed in pain, rolling on the ground. The two security guards beside him were dumbfounded. The fight hadn't even started, yet this Brother Yuan, who always bragged so much, was already taken down!