Just as I was preparing for the college entrance exam, my childhood sweetheart awakened the Wa-senpa

Chapter 36: The Rampage Strategy!

Today is that dreaded Monday.

But today there are also captivating and incredibly enjoyable discussions in the anime community!

Oh, it's Monday, but this Monday is exciting because of our anime club's regular meeting!

All of this is thanks to our great vice president, who has brought us, the poor souls struggling under the heavy pressure of studying, joy and comfort time and time again!

Vice President, we love you so much!

So what new good news will our great vice president bring us today?

As many members of the anime club entered the activity room and took their seats, Chen Chen, who was sitting upright, coughed lightly and slowly stood up.

"Friends! My dear club members, today I have something very important to announce to you all!"

"Hurry up!"

"We can't wait!"

"After shooting down the reconnaissance drones sent by other clubs with pebbles, is our great vice president about to lead us to another new victory!?"

"You're absolutely right!" Chen Chen immediately nodded in praise of a member who had foreseen what he was going to say today.

Then, he began a brand new speech—

"Just as that lovely member just said, I must tell everyone that our anime club is about to achieve another great victory!"

"Oh—" Everyone present exclaimed in admiration.

"I know some friends will say that our anime club is winning way too much! So much that we don't even know what to do!"

"So, everyone comes to me, begging you! Please, Vice President! We've won so many times, we can barely handle it! Our club isn't used to winning like this!"

"Before you came along, our anime club always lost, losing so much that it was practically defunct, losing so much that those dog-like thesis-presenting clubs like the literature club dared to shit on our heads, losing so much that we got used to it, so we simply couldn't stand this victory with the same amount of anime content!"

"Hehe." Chen Chen smiled faintly, shook his head, and raised one hand high. "But I will say, no, no, no, you will continue to win! You will win big! You will win bigger and bigger than ever before! This is what you deserve, and this is what I, as the vice president, should bring you!"

"We are still winning!"

"We are always winning!"

"We are closer to victory than ever before!"

"So today, I must bring you yet another new victory!"

"What kind of victory is it, Mr. Vice President?" Everyone's eyes were shining brightly, anticipating another great victory like flowers longing for the sun!

"Hmph!" Chen Chen smiled slightly. "First of all, I must tell everyone that Cheng Xiuxiu, the great loli we all recognize, has a boyfriend."

"Huh? Why?"

"I do not understand……"

"Vice President... Waaaaaah... Yada, this is definitely not good news!"

"I won't accept this... Ahhhhh... Let me die! I'm going to jump off a building! I want the Zisha teapot!"

"Where's the class counselor? I confessed to Fang Liang today, and he didn't reject me, but he's been keeping me hanging on. I feel like I can't breathe, my face is all red, like I'm in love..."

"Stop! Stop! Everyone, listen to me, it's really good news!" Chen Chen shouted hurriedly.

"What's so good about it?"

"Should our great loli bring her boyfriend with her when she joins the anime club?"

"That's great! We can now elect her boyfriend as the new vice president."

"Who the vice president is doesn't matter, I only recognize the great loli's boyfriend as vice president!"

"Since the vice president can't bring us victory, then don't blame us for not following him!"

Hmph! A bunch of ungrateful bastards, actually trying to replace me with someone else, casually trying to kick me, the vice president, out of the club. It's outrageous!

Chen Chen was so angry that the sunglasses on his nose were shaking.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

He slammed his hand on the table three times, finally silencing the noisy crowd.

"Let me finish!" Chen Chen roared.

"I must tell you, although she already has a boyfriend, but! Through my careful observation, this amazing little girl hasn't rejected my advances!"

"what?"

"You scumbag!"

"You filthy bitch!"

"Two boats!"

"Drowning the pig in a cage!"

"Stop! Stop!" Chen Chen slammed his fist on the table again, his face full of confusion as he looked at everyone. "I don't understand why you're all so extreme!"

"It's simple! It's all your fault!" Upon hearing this, everyone burst into tears, pounding their chests and stamping their feet, all saying in unison:

"Because we have to win! Vice President! Because of you, we can no longer bear the days when we can't win! We have to win, we have to win big! We've become complete idiots who can't function without winning! Vice President! Waaaaaah, Vice President! Please! Please, stop teasing us! Just give us the victory we've been waiting for!"

Chen Chen was greatly shocked upon seeing this scene.

It turns out that, without realizing it, everyone had completely transformed into the shape of his position as vice president.

What trust this is! What emotion this is! What a bond this is! He suddenly felt an overwhelming, unprecedented, and unparalleled sense of responsibility pressing down on him, making him feel dizzy.

Bearing the trust and expectations of so many people, all he could do was ensure that Cheng Xiuxiu didn't completely reject him.

He's such a useless piece of trash! So pathetic! This isn't the kind of vice president everyone expected him to be! This is absolutely no reason for him to be satisfied!

With a "slap," a slap landed on Chen Chen's face, leaving the wailing crowd stunned.

What did they see?

Just now, the great vice president... he actually slapped himself!

"No! No! Vice President! Please don't do this!"

"The pain you feel is my pain!"

"Vice President, no! Please don't do this! Every bit of pain you feel is a hundred times more painful for us. Waaaaah, it's too painful... too painful! Please, Vice President, don't hurt yourself anymore!"

"I won't hit myself again." Chen Chen lowered his hand, glancing at the wailing crowd. "This slap was just a reminder to myself; I will never let you all down again!"

"Really, Vice President?"

"If this is false, may I commit suicide!"

"Ahhhh, Vice President! The great Vice President, the perfect Vice President, we love you so much!!!"

"I also respect and love you!"

Chen Chen closed his eyes and said calmly.

"Therefore, in order to bring you victory as soon as possible, I must begin an unprecedentedly brutal offensive against Cheng Xiuxiu!"