I'm really not the god of time.

Chapter 104 Summoning [Miss Nine-Headed Bird]: The Decisive Strike

As soon as she finished speaking, her body suddenly began to twist and swell.

Its skin cracked open, turning into a dark red, viscous tentacle.

They swarmed over Zhang Lingyun relentlessly.

Zhang Lingyun struggled desperately for a few moments, but found it was no use.

The chunks of meat, like glue, gradually enveloped him.

Ding Shuangshuang panicked immediately.

She shook off her mother's tether and rushed straight out of the coffee shop.

She raised a finger and began to condense the [Finger of Death].

The problem now is that Zhang Lingyun and Fang Xinyu have completely merged together.

She didn't dare to make a move, for fear of accidentally hurting Zhang Lingyun.

The flesh chunks that Fang Xinyu had transformed into began to tighten continuously.

It coiled around Zhang Lingyun like a giant python, trying to strangle him to death inside the lump of flesh.

Just when it seemed they were about to succeed.

She suddenly sensed that something was wrong.

Suddenly, a hand inside grabbed her hair.

It turns out that Zhang Lingyun hadn't given up the struggle.

He rummaged through the sticky chunks of meat for a moment.

He finally grabbed Fang Xinyu's long hair and pulled it forcefully in front of him.

Then he suddenly summoned Miss Nine-Headed Bird.

Inside Fang Xinyu's body, a green [Spirit Realm Gate] suddenly opened.

Immediately afterwards, a string of exquisitely beautiful women's heads emerged from the doorway.

A terrifying surge of magic power instantly swept across the entire street.

There was a loud bang.

Fang Xinyu's fleshy body was burst open from the inside.

Zhang Lingyun fell to the ground.

He was still clutching Fang Xinyu's severed head in his hand.

Her swollen body had turned into scattered pieces of flesh.

Miss Nine-Headed Bird walked out of the [Gate of the Spirit Realm].

He looked at the messy scene with a puzzled expression.

Today's duty officer is the head of the French witch.

She had bright red hair, and her pretty face was filled with confusion:

"What's going on? Was I just summoned out of my body?"

Zhang Lingyun took a couple of breaths of fresh air.

He plucked a button from his pocket and flicked it at her from a distance:

"This is your payment; you can go back now."

Miss Nine-Headed Bird was even more puzzled:

Who are you?

Zhang Lingyun obtained the identity of a fraudster through the [Awakening Card].

Even the Nine-Headed Bird, a high-ranking official, couldn't see through the flaws.

Just then, Gu Qinghan, standing among the heads, suddenly spoke:

"This man is a con artist; I remember dealing with him before."

The other eight heads of the nine-headed bird immediately frowned:

"What's going on?"

"Where is my master?"

"The conman, is he the man who deceived God?"

"Where did you lure my master?"

"How did you manage to trick me into signing the contract?"

"Confess now!"

"Or I'll turn you into a frog!"

Just as several heads were arguing and shouting.

A head with silver hair and tattooed face suddenly spoke:

"Wait a minute. Give me the head seat."

The redhead shrugged.

It floated down from my neck.

A head with silver hair and a patterned face was placed between the shoulders.

She observed for a moment with her gleaming silver eyes and then said:

"Don't panic! He is indeed our master, but there's something strange about him..."

She raised her hand and cast a [Dispel Magic] spell.

But the fraudster's body showed no reaction.

The silver-haired, tattooed witch's head asked in shock:

"What kind of magic did you use? Why can't even I see through this trick?"

Zhang Lingyun shrugged:

"I'll explain it to you later; there are outsiders here."

The silver-haired, tattooed witch nodded:

"It seems our little master is hiding many surprises. He is far more mysterious and powerful than we imagined."

The remaining eight heads still didn't understand:

"What are you talking about?"

"Aren't you a member of the 'prophetic school'?"

"Can't the divination reveal what he did?"

The silver-haired, tattooed head reopened the [Gate to the Spirit Realm].

As he stepped inside, he said leisurely:

"Let's talk about it when we get back. This is a real surprise."

During the time Miss Nine-Headed Bird appeared.

Ding Wanrou kept her mouth tightly covered, afraid that she would scream in fright.

Ding Wanrou asked in a trembling voice:

"What is that thing?"

Ding Shuangshuang comforted her mother, saying:

"Don't worry. That's his messenger."

Ding Wanrou's eyes widened:

"A messenger? That's no joke. Such a terrifying thing, just used as a messenger?"

at the same time.

Fang Xinyu was also terrified.

The moment it burst.

She had no idea what tricks the other party was playing.

It wasn't until I was grabbed by the hair and lifted up that I saw that terrifying creature.

After Miss Nine-Headed Bird returns to the Spirit Realm.

Fang Xinyu cried out in terror:

"Are you really a fraudster?"

Zhang Lingyun looked at her and asked:

"You don't even know who I am, yet you dare to try and kill me?"

Fang Xinyu said with a wry smile:

"The other party offered a high price, and said you weren't a good person either. We'll just try our luck."

Zhang Lingyun asked with a smile:

"So how are you feeling now?"

Fang Xinyu sighed and said:

"My luck is absolutely terrible."

When she said that.

The shattered pieces of flesh on the ground began to slowly approach her head.

But Zhang Lingyun suddenly unleashed a [Lightning Claw].

The pieces of flesh immediately began to convulse violently.

Fang Xinyu also felt the pain of the electric shock and hurriedly said:

"Stop torturing me! We can settle this! How much money do you want?"

Zhang Lingyun looked around and asked:

"With so many of your men dead, is reconciliation even possible?"

Fang Xinyu said:

"Just leave that big guy behind. As for the rest of you, if they die, they die. That's the risk of this line of work."

Zhang Lingyun looked down at the streetlights.

That silly, big guy was still tearing at the ghoul.

Zhang Lingyun nodded and said:

"Fine. I can spare your life, but I want to make a deal with you."

Fang Xinyu breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"you say."

Zhang Lingyun asked:

"What school of thought do you belong to?"

Fang Xinyu replied:

"Major study: Transformation School; Minor study: Seduction School."

Zhang Lingyun said:

"If I spare your life, would you be willing to hand over your experience in the 'Change Theory'?"

Fang Xinyu paused for a moment, then asked:

"What are you talking about? How can you hand over something so abstract?"

Zhang Lingyun said:

"You don't need to worry about what to do, just answer whether you're willing or not."

Fang Xinyu's head swayed in mid-air.

After thinking for a moment, he replied:

"No way. For people in our line of work, losing the ability to make a living is practically the same as being dead."

Zhang Lingyun thought about it and realized it made sense.

This woman is a professional hunter, unlike others.

It seems that when making a transaction, one must also consider the other party's professional characteristics.

Zhang Lingyun thought for a moment and said:

"What if I only ask you to hand over the 'Finger Flick' spell?"

Fang Xinyu pondered for a moment:

"If you're willing to spare the big guy too, I can agree to that condition."

"What's your relationship with that big guy?"

"He is my cousin, and he was born with some intellectual disabilities."

Zhang Lingyun nodded and retrieved the [Ghoul Summoning Card]:

"Then I'll add one more condition: I also want to remove your memories of me leaving the coffee shop. If you agree, just say 'yes'."

Fang Xinyu still doesn't understand what happened.

However, tonight's experience has broadened her horizons considerably.

Since he is a man who has deceived God.

There must be many spells she can't understand.

Thus, Fang Xinyu was left with only her head.

Without wanting to think about it any further, he answered directly:

"I do."

The next second.

A piece of memory in her mind was suddenly ripped out of thin air.

At the same time, one of her spell cards also disappeared instantly.

Zhang Lingyun stretched out one hand.

I saw a card gleaming with silver light fall into my palm.

He picked up the card and glanced at it.

It says:

【Rotating Claw Bullet】, 【Change School】, 【Three Rings】.

Zhang Lingyun nodded and said:

"very good."

He casually tossed Fang Xinyu's head away.

The bits of flesh immediately surged over.

They quickly reassembled into a complete body.

Fang Xinyu has transformed back into the fit and beautiful female hunter.

Fang Xinyu couldn't help but ask:

"Why don't you want my [Flesh and Blood Transformation Technique]? This one is much more useful."

Zhang Lingyun shook his head and said:

"It's completely useless against experts, and it looks rather disgusting."

Fang Xinyu shrugged.

He helped his big, clumsy cousin up and prepared to leave.

Zhang Lingyun stretched out his hand and said again:

"Wait a moment."

Fang Xinyu gritted her teeth:

"Do you want to back out?"

Zhang Lingyun said:

"No. I'd like to get your contact information."

Fang Xinyu was stunned for a moment.

Suddenly, he burst out laughing:

"I never pay attention to other men who hit on me. But you're different, sir. I'd like to date you."

Zhang Lingyun waved his hand and said:

"You're overthinking it. I just have some business matters that I might need your help with."

Fang Xinyu pouted unhappily:

"Alright. We're hunters anyway. As long as you're willing to pay, we'll do it for you."

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When Zhang Lingyun returned home.

It was already very late.

Xia Youran was still waiting alone in the living room.

One second before the door opened.

She was still deeply worried.

After recognizing Zhang Lingyun...

She finally relaxed completely and rushed over with a big smile on her face.

Zhang Lingyun hugged her tightly.

Tonight was truly filled with danger.

Being able to hold this little beauty in his arms again, it can be said that God has been kind to him.

Xia Youran inquired about the situation:

"How was today? Did it go smoothly?"

Zhang Lingyun gave a general account of what happened.

Finally, with some regret, he said:

"Unfortunately, the fairy dragon was too badly injured, and in the end, we could only make one bottle of auxiliary potion."

But Xia Youran didn't complain at all.

On the contrary, I've been feeling fortunate:

"As long as you come back, nothing else matters."

There is such a caring girl who waits for him to come home in the middle of the night.

Zhang Lingyun felt incredibly at ease.

After a night of fighting.

Zhang Lingyun's clothes had long since become tattered and worn.

Xia Youran nudged him and said:

"Go take a shower now."

Zhang Lingyun took off her coat, turned around, and walked into the bathroom.

Listen to the sound of rushing water in the bathroom.

Xia Youran picked up the dirty clothes, wondering what to do with them.

But then she noticed a faint lipstick mark on his shirt collar.

Girls are always particularly sensitive to these kinds of things.

Xia Youran's intelligence.

In an instant, he went from being a poor student to being at the level of Einstein.

She deduced it immediately.

This must have been left by Ding Shuangshuang.

Xia Youran was instantly enraged.

She reached out to pull open the bathroom door, demanding to know what he had done.

But her hand was gripping the doorknob.

Suddenly, I froze again.

She noticed that the clothes had not only torn holes.

It was still stained with drops of dried blood.

Xia Youran bit her lower lip, but ultimately held back.

She turned around and went back to the sofa.

He hugged his knees and thought quietly for a while.

After calming down.

She felt that she shouldn't get angry so easily.

Zhang Lingyun clearly likes her.

She could clearly feel that feeling.

If you act like a spoiled princess at will.

It will only create a rift in the relationship between the two people.

That's when Ding Shuangshuang truly benefited, giving that mistress the opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

Xia Youran's IQ at this moment.

She has clearly surpassed the peak of her life.

She downed a can of Monster Energy.

She decided to play the role of the perfect girlfriend.

Don't mention the lipstick mark, but make Zhang Lingyun feel guilty.

So the little witch went back to her room.

She dressed up very carefully.

When Zhang Lingyun came out after taking a shower.

I saw Xia Youran sitting on the sofa.

It's late at night.

She actually wore a light, sweet makeup look.

And she was also wearing black over-the-knee socks under her tank top.

It's the middle of the night.

This outfit is a bit strange.

But it instantly excited Zhang Lingyun.

Xia Youran gave him a sweet smile and said:

"Lie down. I'll give you a massage."

Zhang Lingyun asked, somewhat bewildered:

What's wrong with you?

"What's wrong? I'm acting the same as usual."

"It feels a bit different, doesn't it?"

"Oh dear, please come quickly."

Xia Youran pulled Zhang Lingyun into the bedroom.

They pushed him onto the bed.

Then I sat on his back and massaged his shoulder muscles.

To say I feel uncomfortable would be a lie.

Even if this girl's technique is not standard at all.

But the girlish touch on my back was enough to make me feel relaxed.

at the same time--

Xia Youran started a casual chat with Zhang Lingyun.

She didn't mention Ding Shuangshuang's matter either.

I only asked about the details of today's battle.

When Zhang Lingyun mentioned dangerous places, she would also clench her fists nervously.

When Zhang Lingyun talks about things that are hateful, she will also show her indignation.

When Zhang Lingyun described an exciting part, she would happily praise him for being amazing.

In short, Xia Youran is a sweet girl.

Today, I maximized my emotional value.

This left Zhang Lingyun somewhat at a loss.

When the whole story is finished.

Instead, he felt a deep sense of indebtedness.

First, I couldn't get Xia Youran the auxiliary magic potion for the [Body Tempering Technique].

Secondly, he was kissed by two women today, which could be considered a kind of betrayal, even though he didn't initiate it.

In the gentle, bewitching maze laid out by Xia Youran.

Zhang Lingyun felt increasingly guilty.

In the end, I took the initiative to tell everyone about it.

Xia Youran frowned immediately.

She initially thought it was just a kiss on the neck.

Unexpectedly, they kissed each other on the lips, and both the mother and daughter kissed each other.

She rode on Zhang Lingyun's back, her anger instantly reaching its peak.

She wished she could be here right now.

I'll strangle this philandering scumbag from behind.

But Xia Youran is not stupid at all.

After realizing the brutality of this competition.

Her intelligence once again gave her the upper hand.

The fingers, which had been like eagle claws just moments before, slowly softened again.

He gently massaged Zhang Lingyun's shoulders.

She said softly:

"It was just an accident, of course I'll forgive you."

Zhang Lingyun was so moved that he was completely bewildered:

"You Ran, you're so kind."

Xia Youran seized the opportunity to ask:

"Will you treat me well too?"

"Of course."

"lifetime?"

"lifetime."

"What if another woman likes you?"

"I will only ever love you."

Xia Youran smiled smugly, secretly making up her mind:

"You stinky, womanizing radish, I'm going to have you under my thumb for life."

The two chatted for a while.

The posture began to slowly change.

In the end, Zhang Lingyun picked up one of Xia Youran's legs and massaged it back and forth.

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the next day--

Zhang Lingyun felt refreshed and went to university for classes as usual.

The commercial street outside the university.

Yellow warning tape has been put up.

Several police cars from the Public Security Bureau flashed their red and blue lights.

Zhang Lingyun stood to the side and watched the commotion for a while.

Thinking back on my heroic actions last night.

A sense of pleasure welled up inside me.

Ding Wanrou was questioned by the security guard for a while.

But she insisted that she knew nothing.

After the questioning is over.

Ding Wanrou winked at Zhang Lingyun.

He gestured for him to go to the alley next door to talk.

Zhang Lingyun was still somewhat shaken.

He was afraid that this plump and juicy aunt would launch another surprise attack on him.

However, Aunt Ding was very restrained this time.

I only asked about her husband.

After hearing the details of the fraudster's death.

She finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

"When I first met him, I felt he wasn't a good person. But I was still attracted to him."

Zhang Lingyun said, somewhat speechless:

"You know he's not a good person, so why did you still fall for him?"

Aunt Ding blinked innocently and said:

"Maybe it was because I was too young back then. Don't they say women love bad boys?"

Zhang Lingyun shrugged:

"I just can't understand it."

Aunt Ding laughed:

"Are you pretending not to understand? Shuangshuang is so infatuated with you. Isn't it because you're so naughty, always keeping her in suspense?"

Zhang Lingyun felt extremely wronged:

"Auntie, nothing like that."

Aunt Ding stopped talking and instead looked at the street and sighed:

"Today's sales are all gone again."

Zhang Lingyun quickly changed the subject and asked:

"Auntie, is this coffee shop yours?"

"Of course not. By the time they paid for my treatment, all the money was already gone. I rent the shop. I'm worried about paying the rent this month."

Zhang Lingyun asked:

"So who is the landlord you rented from?"

Ding Wanrou said:

"This entire commercial street is owned by the Golden Rose Society."

Zhang Lingyun nodded:

"【The Golden Rose Society】? Okay, Auntie, I'll remember that."

Aunt Ding asked with some confusion:

Why are you memorizing this?